Max earns the Merit Badge

Chief:  “Mrs. Williamsonvich please send Max in.”

Mrs. Williamsonvich:  “Right Chief.”

Chief is studying  a six by eight foot wall map of the metro area wandering when and where the Villians will attack next.  The thick metal door swings open and just as  Max walks into the room the door swings shut narrowly missing him.

Max:  “I thought you where going to have that death door fixed Chief.”

Cheif:  “Are man West is working on it although not fast enough for my liking.”

Max:  “What seems to be the problem?”

With disappointment and frustration written all over Chief’s face:  “Union.”

Blank stare from Max.

Chief:  “Anyway Max I did not ask you down here today to talk about doors and that those dirty rotten, tax-evading bums, no, take a look at this map Max somewhere in this purple territory the Villians are planning to strike, but where.”

Stepping back to get a better view Max stumbles over a chair, on his way down grabs for anything upending table catapulting Chief’s glass of water all other Chief.  Chief says nothing but gives Max the eye.

Max:  “Sorry about that Chief.  Wait a minute who ever says ‘x’ never marks the spot, look Chief from back here a giant X and right smack dab in middle of the purple territory is where the Villians will strike. X marks the spot!”

Chief:  “Max you should stumble more often I think you are right.  Mrs. Williamsonvich get me the president!”

Mrs. Williamsonvich:  “Right Chief.”

 

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